even though no one looks at this...

It was Nick Valensi's birthday yesterday so I compiled a little spam of his delicious self.


















"Is it a killer or a man?"


"Hello ze Strokes!"


"Making a movie Albert? Making an airplane movie?"


"Fab, why are you wasting all that film man? What, you got a fucking crush on me?"




"It's beautiful. I'm in awe."


"Oh it's hash?"


"Ryan man, what the fuck is going on dude?"














HAHAHAHA YES I MADE COOKIES. THEY WERE DELICIOUS. NOT AS MUCH AS HIM, BUT IT'S ALL I GOT.

happy christmas!

sometimes i'm not a heartless bitch and i give back.
















btw, i did not even delve into my actual william folder.

these are just pictures i saved this week.

my girlcrushes: lemme show you them

maja ivarsson: once we're in the air, and the captain turns off the seat belt sign, you feel free to roam about my cabin.


victoria asher: (this picture doesn't do them justice but) if you see her legs and do not want to do her based purely on them alone, i do not understand your way of thinking.


ashlee simpson: say what you want about her singing skills (or lack thereof if you want to be completely 2004) but this is a girlcrush post. girlcrushes are girls you will go lesbian for because of their looks. and seriously, pete is a lucky bastard for getting to come home to her every night. ashlee is a hot bitch.

fast girls score moar~

that will never not be funny. seriously.

and what makes it better, you ask? google search that and tai's new album comes up. sorry that your secret's out.


not actually that funny, but go download "razia's shadow" right now. seriously (for me anyway), really good album.

they say that kiddie's got soul

YES THAT IS ME IN THE KISS MY SASS VIDEO. DON'T BELIEVE ME, WATCH IT YOURSELF. I'M AT 1:45 BITCHES.

lol my life

 

sure, they're straight...

...as the line i walk when i'm piss drunk

do not try and oppose this rumor when pictures like this are in existence.
GABE IS EATING CHOCOLATE. GABE IS EATING CHOCOLATE, WITH QUITE THE SATISFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE. GABE IS EATING CHOCOLATE, WITH QUITE THE SATISFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE, OUT OF THE NAVEL OF HIS LOVER WILLIAM BECKETT.

GABE IS EATING CHOCOLATE, WITH QUITE THE SATISFIED LOOK ON HIS FACE, OUT OF THE NAVEL OF HIS LOVER WILLIAM BECKETT, WHO IS GIGGLING.

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH BITCHES